A long-winded Hello & Goodbye....
After a long absence from the world of the future, Barmageddon is back up and here to annoy you again. Unfortunately, one of the big dogs has been swallowed by the big smoke to go do some swallowing of his own, to climb the genuinely big deal ladder. The dumpy young brunette, bright eyed and bushy tailed Gareth Evans is currently doing some ferocious pointing and furious stirring down at the new and highly anticipated Pollen Street Social, Jason Atherton's new bar and restaurant. Gareth did always love cricket, so he should slot in there perfectly like a lady of the night down Alfreton Road. Undoubtedly, we will be invading this scarily good sounding bar, to bring back all the sordid tales of of us rambunctiously causing little to no trouble and sitting at the end of the bar in a very orderly fashioned, only speaking in harmony when said bartender shakes in fear of getting mind-fucked by one of the furious chefs. So the best of luck for his future endeavors from the development of your silly shake to the cultivating of ice balls. However, I do leave you with one bit of advice for the big smoke sir...
"It's not the size of your Chartreuse, Bitters or Vermouths collection that matters...it's the size of your fucking garnish!" - Barmageddon
Anyway, enough with the teary goodbye's and back on board the train of intensely annoying folks until they have to share a similar view into developing Nottingham's bar scene. We shall be bringing plenty more competitions, fun training sessions with colourful characters, as well as offering our services to fluff the tenders around town....with a few new little ventures in the pipeline involving absurdly irresponsible drinking, terrible dancing and obviously dressing up in unnecessary attire and/or drag.
We leave you with that for now as a gentle reminder that after a mild spell of laziness Barmageddon is back.
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